Do not cross state lines in Minnesota with a duck on your head. You will be arrested.

If you don't sleep much don't expect a ferret to keep you entertained. Ferrets sleep for 20 hours a day.

Cornish hens are not that exotic. They are common chickens, only 5 to 6 weeks old.

It takes 40 minutes to hard boil an ostrich egg.

Do not send a bird up into a space ship. They need gravity to swallow.